How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter