How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.