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Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.