What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion