Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)