How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious