How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.