What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

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Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !