Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

How much does a dead elephant weigh?

A skele**ton**.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.