What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!