She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
so he could flip the bird
to get to the other side..
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
To get to the other side.
He took a shelfie.