How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.