Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. The sockets all went with the house.

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.