Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What did the businessman wear to the thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.