Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang