Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite