Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.