Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.