Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.