How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!