How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons