Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

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Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation