What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.