What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.