How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why do white girls only go out in odd numbered groups?

Because they literally can't even.

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.