Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.