Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.