Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"