How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

What's the highest rated hotel in the world?

Aushwitz, 6 million stars.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!