How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word