How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word