Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.