What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF