Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

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What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears?

A tardigrade!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.