Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Cyclop Jokes More Cyclop Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher?

He only had one pupil.