What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.