Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.