How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.