Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.