How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.