How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ?

Coffin and spluttering !

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.