Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Cell phones

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Cell Phones.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Lord of the Rings.

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Force of Hobbit.

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Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.