Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.