Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.