How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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A non-prophet

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They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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Omelette you finish.

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Delivery.

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Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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