Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

You might also enjoy:

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Vibrate Jokes More Vibrate Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto