Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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They are both unlike radicals.

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Designate Jokes More Designate Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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The designated driver.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.