How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.