How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.