Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving