What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.