A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
Because cows can't get a square meal.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
To make them happy before they die.
Remove the audio jack
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
A bilingual chicken
A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
