Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant