Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.