What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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A good in-vest-ment

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!