What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.