How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.