What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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He fainted after the punch line.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

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When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Have a good one, son."

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Because they don't even know if they believe.

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They both came in a little behind.

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I forgot to wet the soap.

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I forgot

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......