What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Nothing. She's already been told.

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A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

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One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.