Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Because time will tell.
He's the one with the clean finger.
Jos and Hose-B
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
edit: i forgot to say please.
Someone told me but I forgot.
Mourning wood
Mourning wood.