Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What makes eggs so athletic?

They go ovary and above.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE