We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
