How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.