How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.