How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.