How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.