Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred