Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan