What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

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What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!