What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!