What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta