What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.