How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.