What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS