There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
It defies logic
Prison
Cut off his hands
Do I hand my life in
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
In case he got a hole in one
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
A palette.
