Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.