Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"